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• Sex is dirty only if it is done right. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Sex is dirty, but only if you do it right.
• One of the prison psychiatrists asked me if I thought sex was dirty, and I said it is if you're doing it right.
  -- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Ru...
• Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
  .. -- Woody Alle...
• Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all.
  .. they become lawyers. -- Woody Alle...
• Sex is natural, but not if it's done right!
• All we ever talk about is sex!
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• There are only two really important things in life
  1. Sex 2. (well it's not really that important) -- Woody Alle...