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• It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the Devil when he is the only explanation of it.
• It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the Devil when he is the only explanation for it.
• Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.
  [removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer] [judge bangs her gavel] Home...
• SMILEY |:-O (no explanation given)
• When a man says, "Get thee behind me, Satan," he's probably ashamed to have even the devil see what he's up to.
• Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios, mixers, etc.
  for granted, hundreds of years ago people did not have any of these things, which is just as well because there was no place to plug them in....