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• A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• The man who gets on best with women is the one who knows best how to get on without them.
  -- Pierre Baudelaire...
• No one knows like a woman how to say things that are at once gentle and deep. -- Hugo
• The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
  -- Anatole France...
• A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
• The first plan is simple. Kill Bob. Never! Then try the second.
  Kill yourself! Mmm...and the third? The third is to ensure that no-one _ever_ knows....
• When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
  When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....