The First Plan Is Simple. Kill Bob. Never! Then Try The Second.

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The first plan is simple. Kill Bob.
Never!
Then try the second. Kill yourself!
Mmm...and the third?
The third is to ensure that no-one _ever_ knows...
Ah! That sounds more like it! How?
Kill _everyone_ in the _whole world_ ....hahahahahaha (insane laughter)
Ah..ha.
-- Wise Woman and Edmund : Bells

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