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• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• It takes a smart person to know that the person is stupid.
• Don't try to have the last word. You might get it. -- Lazarus Long
• Don't try to have the last word -- you might get it. -- Lazarus Long
• Do not use that foreign word "ideals". We have that excellent native word "lies".
  -- Henrik Ibsen, "The Wild Duck...
• It takes a long word to retard spoilage.
• Them bats is smart--they use radar. -- Dave Letterma
• It takes a smart man to know when he's stupid. -- Barney Rubble
• I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. -- Werhner von Brau