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• lashdot effect n. 1. Also spelled "/. effect"; what is said to have happened when a website being virtually unreachable because too many people are hitting it after the site was mentioned in an interesting article on the popular Slashdot news service.
  The term is quite widely used by /. readers, including variants like "That site has been slashdotted again!...
• Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things such as this 'Homer' of yours.
  -- Jacques in "Jacques to be Wild", from The Simpso...
• Many people have senseless attachments to heavy clumsy things such as this Homer of yours.
  -- Jacques, "Jacques to be Wild...
• I think cement is more interesting than people think.
• Real software engineers don't write in ADA, because the standards bodies have not quite decided on a formal spec yet.
• The repair man will never have seen a model quite like yours before. -- Murphy's Law No. 28
• An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.
  After some observations and rough calculations the engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing....
• it is really a discussion of how many angels can dance on the head of a pi
  and not really interesting unless those involved in the discussion are drunk or graduate students - two states of roughly similar incompetence....