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Many People Have Senseless Attachments To Heavy, Clumsy Things Such As This 'Homer' Of Yours.
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Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things such as this
'Homer' of yours.
-- Jacques in "Jacques to be Wild", from The Simpsons
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Many people have senseless attachments to heavy clumsy things such as this Homer of yours.
-- Jacques, "Jacques to be Wild...
Hot pizza, the food of kings! -- Homer serves dinner, "Jacques to be Wild
Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars! Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!...
Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
It is not the criminal things which are hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau...
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap
They're a little warm and moist.
-- Marge puts on (rented) bowling shoes, "Jacques to be Wild...
Homer: Don't worry, this frosting will come right off.
[looking to the ball] Beauty, isn't she? Marge...