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• Punched cards! I thought only Neanderthals worked with punched cards.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I was playing poker the other night ... with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
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• Milhouse: Hey Bart, look. Krusty trading cards. The long-awaited "Eight Series".
  Bart: [reading the cards] "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland....
• Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...