Milhouse: Hey Bart, Look. Krusty Trading Cards. The Long-awaited "Eight Series".

Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!...
Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!...
Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...
Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...
Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!...
Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...