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• Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
  Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently....
• Marketing reps do it on commission.
• Bill Clinton: Pathological liar?
• SMILEY :------------) big lia
• Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission?
• A liar must be good at remembering. -- Quintillia