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Like I Said, Love Wouldn't Be So Blind If The Braille Weren't So Damned Great!
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Like I said, love wouldn't be so blind if the braille
weren't so damned great!
-- Armistead Maupin
Related:
If love is blind, lingerie makes for great braille.
Miracles are great, but they are so damned unpredictable.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I hate blind dates, but a friend says he could set me up, so I said, "Okay.
But you should have seen this girl. It was like she hadn't taken a bath in a month....
Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as a rebel, and in the absence of a repressive milieu your societal nature's been co- opted....
As Mark Twain said, "I love Wagner--if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!
-- Edward Abbey...
No happiness is like unto it, no love so great as that of man and wife, no such comfort as a sweet wife.
-- Robert Burto...
So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
I 'C' said the blind man.