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• Like I said, love wouldn't be so blind if the braille weren't so damned great!
  -- Armistead Maupi...
• If whales are so damned clever why do they keep swimming near Japan?
• Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress. -- Dave Barry
• Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that shen you get the experience, you're too damned old to do anything about it.
  -- Jimmy Conno...
• What rage for fame attends both great and small! Better be damned than mentioned not at all.
  -- John Wolcot (1738-1819) -- To the Royal Academicia...
• RELIQUARY, n. A receptacle for such sacred objects as pieces of the true cross, short-ribs of the saints, the ears of Balaam's ass, the lung of the cock that called Peter to repentance and so forth.
  Reliquaries are commonly of metal, and provided with a lock to prevent the contents from coming out and performing miracles at unseasonable times....
• Miracles are so called because they excite wonder. In unphilosophical minds, any rare or unexpected thing excites wonder, while in philosophical minds the familiar excites wonder also.
  -- George Santayana...
• Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
• The Happy do not believe in miracles. -- Goethe