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• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
• Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
  Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
• Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
  -- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Everyone, I think, remembers Voltaire's famous line about freedom of speech.
  The version of it that you are familiar with is actually based on a faulty translation....
• If birth is a miracle, is not death also a miracle?
• If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...