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If They Ever Come Up With A Swashbuckling School, I Think One Of The Courses Should Be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
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If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses
should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
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