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• FACTS! YOU WANT FACTS!?
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• Los Angeles is a great place. Where else can you smell the air and see it coming at you at the same time?
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• The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts -the less you know the hotter you get.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store
  Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas....
• Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
• Did you hear about the nymphomaniac teenager who was popularly known as Little Often Annie.