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Los Angeles Is A Great Place. Where Else Can You Smell The Air And See It Coming At You At The Same Time?
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Los Angeles is a great place. Where else can you smell the air and see it
coming at you at the same time? You want to see blue water you have to look
in the toilet bowl.
-- Jackie Gayle
Related:
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly....
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly....
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.
If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that....
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.
If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that....
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
.. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. -- Steven Wrigh...
The room you have just entered has a very stale smell in the air, like like it hasn't been disturbed for many many years.
As you look around you you see that this used to be a treasury for an ancient civilization....
People from Los Angeles don't trust the air they can't see.