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• Man is a military animal, Glories in gunpowder, and loves parade. -- P.J. Bailey
• The beautiful are never desolate, But someone always loves them. -- Bailey
• Man is a religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal.
  He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them....
• Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal that has the True Religion -- several of them.
  He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight....
• MAN: Make Animal Noise
• You seem very taken with her J. P. Just in old man's fantasies.
  -- Picard & Adm. Hanson, "The Best of Both Worlds," stardate 43989.1...
• Never fight an inanimate object. -- P. J. O'Rourke
• I am not an animal. -- Elephant Ma
• Man is by nature a political animal. -- Aristotle