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• Manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item.
  One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the others....
• manual, n: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item.
  One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the others....
• You always find the information you need on the page of the manual you look at last.
• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41
• C, n.: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else.
  It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't. -- Ray Simard...