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Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Handsprings, Or Eating With Chopsticks.
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Related:
wirling baton: [PLATO] n. The overstrike sequence -/|\-/|\- which produces an animated twirling baton.
If you output it with a single backspace between characters, the baton spins in place....
wirling baton n. [PLATO] The overstrike sequence -/|\-/|\- which produces an animated twirling baton.
If you output it with a single backspace between characters, the baton spins in place....
Marriage is like a cafeteria. You pick out something that looks good, and you pay later.
Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?
! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny....
Cross-examination is like prospecting. When you hit a vein that looks promising, you dig until you strike gold.
-- Perry Maso...
If plugging it in doesn't work, try turning it on.
If it is still moving, don't try to eat it, and if it looks like it might try to move, don't try to revive it.
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks.
the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and culture....
Imagine there's no heaven... it's easy if you try. -- John Lennon, "Imagine