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• When you aim at nothing, you hit it.
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• Once actor Raymond Burr was confronted by a fan who demanded to know how it was that [Perry Mason] won every case.
  `But madam,' he replied smoothly, `you only see the cases I try on Saturday....
• Promising costs nothing, it's the delivering that kills you.
• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....