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Bit: The Increment By Which Programmers Slowly Go Mad. -- Computing Definitio
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Bit:
The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
-- Computing Definition
Related:
Breakpoint: The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
-- Computing Definitio...
Chaining: A method of attaching programmers to desk, to speed up output. -- Computing Definitio
Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
Counter: An area over which martini's are served. -- Computing Definitio
Source file: One which was "appropriated" from one of the competitors. -- Computing Definitio
Fixed Word Length: Four letter word used by programmers in a state of confusion.
-- Computing Definitio...
Bit: Unit by which programmers lose their sanity.
Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
-- Computing Definitio...
External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio