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• Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. -- Computing Definitio
• Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.
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• Fixed Word Length: Four letter word used by programmers in a state of confusion.
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• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Mainframe: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
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• Quote #442 ELECELLERATION: Pressing an elevator button a lot to speed it up.
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• Programmers give more input/output!
• Programmers need more input/output!
• Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio