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• Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two things we have.
  -- Will Roge...
• Two things I like the best in life -- hot cars and fast women.
• We have the best politicians money can buy.
• Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world.
  The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else....
• Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth....
• Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have. -- Herold