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• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth....
• Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one. -- Jack Hurley
• Why does Noriega have so many holes in his face? From learning to eat with a fork!!!!!
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition?
  We spent years of wild buying on credit, everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not, and now we are having to pay for it, howling like a pet coon....
• Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition?
  We spent years of wild buying on credit, everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not, and now we are having to pay for it, howling like a pet coon....
• I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neigbors to the south.
  We could never understand why Mexico wasn't just crazy about u...
• Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
  Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!...
• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....