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  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
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• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• Death scene of Cyrano ] It is coming... I feel Already shod with marble.
  .. gloved with lead... Let the old fellow come now!...
• Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
  The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Just my vengeance complete, The man sprang to his feet, Stood erect, caught at God's skirts, and prayed!
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