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• Breakfast n.-first meal of the day, wheat beer'n pretzels.
• here are about 5,000 people who are part of that commitee.
  These guys have a hard time sorting out what day to meet, and whether to eat croissants or doughnuts for breakfast -- let alone how to define how all these complex layers that are going to be agreed upon....
• Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
  -- The Anarchist Cookbook...
• Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gaied the most weight.
  Homer Simpson! Homer: Oh, my God! Bobby: How'd you do it, Homer?...
• Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! -- Mr.
  Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast, "Homer the Smithe...
• Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine. -- Newsweek, 31 July, 1989