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• Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
• and so -- for weeks after -- you won't be able to swing a dead CAT in Jerusalem without hitting someone descended from the house of David.
  .. anointed by a close relative... riding into town on a donkey....
• Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
• There are more dead people than living. And their numbers are increasing.
  The living are getting rarer....
• Some 1500 miles west of the Big Apple we find the Minneapple, a haven of tranquility in troubled times.
  It's a good town, a civilized town. A town where they still know how to get your shirts back by Thursday....
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
• We keep, in science, getting a more and more sophisticated view of our essential ignorance.
  -- Warren Weave...
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• The following appeared as part of a business plan developed by the manager of the Rialto Theater.
  "Despite its downtown location, the Rialto Movie Theater, a local institution for five decades, must make big changes or close its doors forever....