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• My idea of roughing it is when room service is late.
• TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditione
• Air Conditioner 1.0. Runs under Windows.
• I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside.
  The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold outside.
  The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees today,' and I said 'Oops....
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air.
  Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work....
• THE AIR FORCE, aims high, shoots low.
• Roughing it is television without cable.