I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold outside.
The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees
today,' and I said 'Oops.'
-- Steven Wright
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about
half an hour....