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• My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.
  And then say it with the utmost levity. -- G.B. Shaw...
• G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.
  One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, 'Is there a play from Shaw this morning?...
• The trouble with trying to keep up with the Joneses is that they are putting their utmost effort into keeping up with you.
• It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
• Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw
• I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw