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A Clever Bluff, Agent N42, But Not Clever Enough. You See, Right Away I Recognized Your `pistol' As A Cleverly Disguised Cigarette Lighter.
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A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I
recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter.
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It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.
I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Today is Monday, cleverly disguised as Tuesday.
You are clever, alert, and intellectual.
The truly paranoid are clever enough not to *act* paranoid.
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae We
LUCKY: When you have a wife and a cigarette lighter -- both of which work.
GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.