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Black Light.
-- Oxymoron
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That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.
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How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?" "Light black. From pole to pole.
How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
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