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• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all just quit and go home!...
• How many divorcees -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  None. The sockets all went with the house....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....