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No, I'm Not Interested In Developing A Powerful Brain.
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No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is
just a mediocre brain, something like the president of American Telephone
and Telegraph Company.
-- Alan Turing on the possibilities of a thinking
machine, 1943.
Related:
Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
We may hope that machines will eventually compete with men in all purely intellectual fields.
But which are the best ones to start with? Many people think that a very abstract activity, like the playing of chess, would be best....
Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
[aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....