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• Ordinary rape and murder just doesn't make it anymore.
  It's much better to have ultra-violence, chainsaw massacres, X-rated Draculas, and continents sinking into the sea with the entire population lost, at the very least....
• I viddied that thinking is for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends.
  -- Alex, from A Clockwork Orange...
• You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on his card That a young man married is a young man marred.
  -- Rudyard Kipling, "The Story of the Gadsby...
• A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake, at the moment. -- Willis Playe
• Said a swinging young chick named Lyth Whose virtue was largely a myth, "Try as hard as I can, I can't find a man That it's fun to be virtuous with.
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul. -- Norman Maile
• This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
  -- Vivian, "The Young One...