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Norm Returns From The Hospital.] Coach: What's Up, Norm?
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[Norm returns from the hospital.]
Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Everything that's supposed to be.
-- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom
Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach.
They're demanding beer.
-- Cheers, The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.
-- Cheers, King of the Hill
Related:
Norm comes in with an attractive woman.] Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe. -- Cheers, Norman's Conquest Coach...
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
-- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm?...
Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
-- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...
Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights Coach: What's shaking, Norm?...
Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach
Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it....
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
Norm is angry.] Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The Triangle Sam...
Sam: What's going on, Normie? Norm: My birthday, Sammy.
Give me a beer, stick a candle in it, and I'll blow out my liver....