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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• Kor: "Well, have we a ram among the sheep? You object to us taking him?
  Kirk: "He's done nothing. Nothing at all." Kor: "Coming from an Organian, yours is practically an act of rebellion....
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...