Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Thy Micturations Are To Me As Plurdled Gabbleblotchits On A Lurgid Bee.

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the goblerwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't.
-- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

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