Clear The Throat] Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly Thy Micturations Are To Me As Plurdled Gabbleblotchits On A Lurgid Bee Groop I Implore Thee My Foonting Turlingdromes And Hooptiously Drangle Me With Crinkly Thy Blindlewurdle

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[Clear the throat]
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee

Groop I implore thee
my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly thy blindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee In the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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