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• Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?".
• Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
  Please modify your programs accordingly....
• The choice of a system of numeration is a mere matter of convention. -- Blaise Pascal
• Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time.
  (namely none allowed....)...
• No taglines allowed.
• CVFP: ConVert Fortran to Pascal
• PASCAL programmers are better structured.
• Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
• PASCAL programmers REPEAT it.