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  -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82...
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  -- W.H. Auden, "The Dyer's Hand...
• Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
• Penguins: Pennsylvania's only hope for a Stanley Cup.
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• Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
  ...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
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