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Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born....and after
they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final
act.
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Of course, you all know about ham and eggs. The pig invests for life, but the chicken keeps coming back for an encore performance.
Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
-- Second Law of Final Exam...
You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it.
Only the wisest of people achieve the second. -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
What can I do to restore X? Well, first - it is not X that's dead, it's KDE.
Second, that, in itself, is only for the good. -- Marc A....
After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....
hundering herd problem Scheduler thrashing. This can happen under Unix when you have a number of processes that are waiting on a single event.
When that event (a connection to the web server, say) happens, every process which could possibly handle the event is awakened....