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• Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore. BEATON
• You must be careful about giving any drink whatsoever to a bore.
  A lit-up bore is the worst in the world. -- David Cecil...
• VIRTUAL REALITY BREAKTHROUGH The NASA Ames Research Center have announced a breakthrough in Virtual Reality.
  They have simulated the entire world within a computer....
• The secret of being a bore is to tell everybody.
• World's First Parallel Processed Human Being.
• The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. -- Richard Cecil
• All truth passes through 3 stages. First, it is ridiculed.
  Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident....
• Please don't fall back on your tired cliche of charging to the rescue just in the nick of time.
  I don't want to be rescued. My life as a human being has been a dismal failure....