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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting
to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author
-- Mark Twain, "Tom Sawyer"
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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished...
There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "Tom Sawyer Abroad...
We hardly find any persons of good sense save those who agree with with us. (Maxim 347)
We hardly find any persons of good sense save those who agree with with us.
-- Francis, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) -- Maxim 347...
ice: [coined by USENETter Tom Maddox, popularized by William Gibson's cyberpunk SF novel
a contrived acronym for `Intrusion Countermeasure Electronics'] Security software (in Gibson's novels, software that responds to intrusion by attempting to literally kill the intruder)....
hose who feel it (sympathy for evil) -- feel nothing for any quality of human greatness, for any person or action that deserves admiration, approval, esteem.
These are the things I feel. You'll find that it's one or the other....
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
-- Mark Twai...