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• Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) for brewing coffee in the laboratory
  hereby enabling the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all the way to the company cafeteria....
• But is not an event in fact more significant and noteworthy the greater the number of fortuities necessary to bring it about?
  Chance alone has a message for us....We read its message much as gypsies read the images made by coffee grounds....
• The garbage bag full of leaves or wrapping paper or cardboard boxes will never break.
  The garbage bag full of egg shells, coffee grounds, and potato salad will always break....
• Consider that a divorce.
• But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault line between this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks.
  Professor "In theory, it could work." -General "In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission so suicidally dangerous....
• Let them live their own poisoned little lives...
• Is a bad divorce redundant?