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Pray, N: To Ask That The Laws Of The Universe Be Annulled On Behalf Of A Single Petitioner Confessedly Unworthy.
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pray, n:
To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf
of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business.
Cheat. BIBLE = A collection of fantastic legends without any scientific support....
PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male.
The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion....
ACCIDENT, n. An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
A pessimist applied to God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
SATAN, n. One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes.
Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven....
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary