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  She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate How....
• Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When.
  She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate how. Frederick Winso...
• 1.) If the document should exist, it doesn't. 2.) If the document does exist, it's out of date.
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• I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
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• As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys.
  -- William H. Blake (1757-1827)...
• Marge: And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day.
  [serves Homer breakfast of eggs and bacon, spelling out "I love you"] Home...
• Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.