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• Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem.
  Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on his exam....
• Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem.
  Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on his exam....
• 1. If a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
  2. If daily class attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism....
• Wallace Swine now has an orchestra in his restaurant, but the music is so bad that last night a waiter dropped a tray of dishes and everybody got up and started to dance.
  -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...
• zorch /zorch/ 1. [TMRC] v. To attack with an inverse heat sink.
  2. [TMRC] v. To travel, with v approaching c [that is, with velocity approaching lightspeed --ESR]....
• zorch: /zorch/ 1. [TMRC] v. To attack with an inverse heat sink.
  2. [TMRC] v. To travel, with v approaching c [that is, with velocity approaching lightspeed --- ESR]....
• Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
  Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down....
• microLenat /mi:`-kroh-len'-*t/ n. The unit of bogosity.
  consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use....
• enured graduate student n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....