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PURPITATION: To Take Something Off The Grocery Shelf, Decide You Don't Want It, And Then Put It In Another Section.
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PURPITATION:
To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you
don't want it, and then put it in another section.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
Related:
AQUADEXTROUS: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
phosflink: To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life).
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
TELEPRESSION: The deep-seated guilt which stems from knowing that you did not try hard enough to look up the number on your own and instead put the burden on the directory assistant.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
GLEEMITES: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
pediddel: A car with only one working headlight. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
SQUATCHO: The button at the top of a baseball cap. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
SNACKTREK: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
FURBLING: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
-- Sniglets, Rich Hall & Friend...