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Q: How Does A WASP Propose Marriage? A: "How Would You Like To Be Buried With My People?
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Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"
Related:
Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.
How many WASP Princesses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: WASP Princess = spoilt rich girl. What?! And ruin my nails???...
Q: How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the stiff upper lip.
The ultimate metric that I would like to propose for user friendliness is quite simple
if this system was a person, how long would it take before you punched it in the nose?...
How many WASP's -- does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that....
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.
Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose.